jamie

Dear Katie,

You need to shut your mouth. Now.

After seeing this article in the LA Times, I can't wait for you to get your Michael Keaton treatment.

Your fortunate casting in this "horrible" show is the only reason you are relevant. Does anyone remember your last big "hit", "Roswell"? Does anyone remember that you were first introduced to us as that French guy-with-a-big-nose's daughter in "My Father, The Hero".

Do you realize your career is due to talented writers and extremely fortunate timing? Do you really think "Knocked Up" would have bombed without you? And even then you trashed the very talented Judd Apatow.

So now you're an expert. You were able to ride your "Knocked Up" success into a stream of RomCom leading roles. Good for you. Now shut your stupid mouth, be gracious if you are ever blessed with the opportunity to be nominated again and accept the residuals from the shows you were lucky enough to be cast on. Those same shows where you were PART OF AN ENSEMBLE. You are a walking prop the writers and directors use to keep the brainless masses glued to the tv with.

Thank your parents for the genes, thank your acting coach for the lessons, thank your managers and agents for the hustle, buy your publicist a nice present and then bless the writers who were able to write the scripts that brought you all of the fame and fortune.

Much appreciated,

Jamie

P.S.- If the writing was just sooooo awful on Grey's Anatomy this year, wouldn't it have proved you to be an even BETTER actress to pull off such garbage? Huh, kind of funny what with it being and ACTING award and all.

P.P.S- For someone who has been in the business for soooooo long, why haven't we seen some magic written by you?